Hit with Senioritis, Seniors Begin Planning Senior Skip Month

Fairfield Warde seniors, after being accepted to their top colleges, have decided that there is no more point in coming to school. “I just don’t see the purpose anymore,” Bari Lipper, a senior, remarked. “Obviously we’ve already learned everything if colleges have accepted us already. What good are these last months?” “My brain has pretty…

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No Phone Day Spurs Impromptu Half Day

The school devolved into chaos as the “phone-free day” deprived hundreds of students of their vital lifeline to the outside world and their Instagram accounts. The day began with some withdrawal symptoms amongst some of the student body, but the desperation spread as people realized they couldn’t keep up their streaks. By the the beginning…

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Students’ Dreams Come True

Emily Erikson, Alessandra Lupo, Cormac O’Day, Lynn Rodriguez For years, students of Fairfield Warde have been dreaming of a day when there would be no more gym or health. Starting in 2018, this dream will be coming true. Fairfield Public Schools has decided to scrap Physical Education and health classes from students’ schedules. One of…

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