The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a
Month: June 2018
Ghosts Reportedly Haunting School After Hours; Actually AMSTUD Students
Recently, Warde has experienced a surge in anonymous online TIPS concerning supposed ghosts haunting the building. These fearful complaints tell tales of ghastly moans,
Logon Servers Conspire Against Fairfield Warde
It a shocking recent report, many of Fairfield Warde High School’s deepest technology secrets were revealed. One of the most significant findings explains why
Paula Fired for Leaving Warde’s Closed Campus
Last Thursday, Security Director Paula was fired for leaving the Fairfield Warde campus. That day, Paula came into school in the morning to make
Music Teacher Surrounded By 27 Microphones Decides to Scream Opening Remarks at Audience Instead
The most recent school concert saw a familiar occurrence in the FWHS music department. While introducing the night’s musical selections, all of the music