Yearly Archives: 2018


Good Morning Fairfield Warde! Here’s Isaac Liu and Lulu Diaz, this year’s anchors for Warde TV! Liu and Diaz are seniors this year, and sat down to talk about their experience so far.   Why did you want to be the anchors for Warde TV? Why together? Liu: I could […]

Warde TV’s New Anchors



Classmates of sophomore Christian Murphy observed this past week that he appears to be taking gym class way too seriously. “I mean, it’s like he thinks its the Olympics or something. And he’s average at best anyway,” says classmate Elizabeth. Murphy yelled about rules, celebrated obnoxiously whenever he scored, and […]

Local Teen a Little Too Hype for Gym Class




The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a moth to light, others distance themselves like a vampire from an Italian restaurant. For the rest of the population, declaring a political party waters down individual […]

A Modest Proposal: The Two Party System




It a shocking recent report, many of Fairfield Warde High School’s deepest technology secrets were revealed. One of the most significant findings explains why there never seem to be enough logon servers available at one time to support a single class. Apparently, Warde’s logon servers hold daily meetings to ensure […]

Logon Servers Conspire Against Fairfield Warde











The Fairfield Fencing Team, with students from Fairfield Warde, Fairfield Ludlowe, and Fairchild Wheeler Interdistrict Magnet School, wrapped up the season with many notable successes. The Women’s Foil squad, consisting of Akshitha Maddula and Amy Ngaopraseut from FWHS and Madison Lee and Chloe Girard from FLHS took home the bronze […]

Fairfield Fencing Team 2017-2018