This year, Warde’s Girls Swimming and Diving team is composed of four divers and over thirty swimmers from every grade. It is an amazing, supportive community, led this year by Head Varsity Coach Amy Radovic and Assistant Varsity Coach Kelsey Barlow. This year, the team experienced a change in the […]

Warde Girls Swim and Dive 2018-2019



This year, the Chinese and Business Departments will be hosting a trip to China over April break in 2019. Starting April 11, 2019, the group will leave from New York City and arrive in Beijing. Over the week, they will be able to visit Beijing, Xi’an, Chengdu, and Shanghai. The […]

Plans Made for Warde 2019 China Trip



The seemingly impending doom, or triumph, of college application deadlines, is right around the corner. To many, this seems like a cornerstone in life, one that dictates future happiness. This medieval perception that happiness, wealth, and sanctity, can only be achieved at the top schools is terrifyingly flawed. Life is […]

Perspective: The College Process


Good Morning Fairfield Warde! Here’s Isaac Liu and Lulu Diaz, this year’s anchors for Warde TV! Liu and Diaz are seniors this year, and sat down to talk about their experience so far.   Why did you want to be the anchors for Warde TV? Why together? Liu: I could […]

Warde TV’s New Anchors




Classmates of sophomore Christian Murphy observed this past week that he appears to be taking gym class way too seriously. “I mean, it’s like he thinks its the Olympics or something. And he’s average at best anyway,” says classmate Elizabeth. Murphy yelled about rules, celebrated obnoxiously whenever he scored, and […]

Local Teen a Little Too Hype for Gym Class



The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a moth to light, others distance themselves like a vampire from an Italian restaurant. For the rest of the population, declaring a political party waters down individual […]

A Modest Proposal: The Two Party System




It a shocking recent report, many of Fairfield Warde High School’s deepest technology secrets were revealed. One of the most significant findings explains why there never seem to be enough logon servers available at one time to support a single class. Apparently, Warde’s logon servers hold daily meetings to ensure […]

Logon Servers Conspire Against Fairfield Warde