Author: Erin Harrington
I Forced a Bot To Listen to 1000 Hours of The Intercom Announcements and Then Write Its Own
There is tone through the halls, THE STUDENTS run to their sectors. It is quiet. Pause for the beep. There are two beeps. MALE STUDENT: Hello Morning Fairfield Warde, please stand for the daily oath.... Read More
I Forced a Bot to Watch 1000 Hours of WardeTV and Then Write an Episode:
INT. TV STUDIO. (POST-AFTERNOON) DAY. GUY WITH COLLARED SHIRT and GIRL WITH GLASSES sit at desk. The desk is clear and square. They are both named the same to make it fair. GUY WITH COLLARED SHIRT: (L... Read More
A Modest Proposal: The Two Party System
The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a moth to light, others distance themselves like a vampi... Read More
Ghosts Reportedly Haunting School After Hours; Actually AMSTUD Students
Recently, Warde has experienced a surge in anonymous online TIPS concerning supposed ghosts haunting the building. These fearful complaints tell tales of ghastly moans, unprompted screams, and bone-ch... Read More
Music Teacher Surrounded By 27 Microphones Decides to Scream Opening Remarks at Audience Instead
The most recent school concert saw a familiar occurrence in the FWHS music department. While introducing the night’s musical selections, all of the music teachers were seemingly unaware of the t... Read More
Brown Wooden Box Makes Its 40th Musical Debut in “Into the Woods”
Drama students across Warde are frantically preparing for this year’s spring musical, Into the Woods, however stress is high as this year marks an important anniversary. As the curtains open on May ... Read More
The Role Causing Our Students to Have a Cow
With the marking period winding down and the fall play a distant memory, theater students at Warde are scrambling to prepare for their spring musical auditions. The musical, Sondheim’s Into The Wood... Read More