ACT I The lights come up on a blank stage, all is dark but a single spotlight pointed at the leading player, MR. EBLING. He is dressed in a formal suit with a 13″ top hat. He carries a wooden cane with an eagle engraved on the handle. He steps […]
Erin Harrington
There is tone through the halls, THE STUDENTS run to their sectors. It is quiet. Pause for the beep. There are two beeps. MALE STUDENT: Hello Morning Fairfield Warde, please stand for the daily oath. THE STUDENTS clang upwards, they bump knees and grab their chests. MALE STUDENT pauses for the […]
I Forced a Bot To Listen to 1000 Hours of ...
INT. TV STUDIO. (POST-AFTERNOON) DAY. GUY WITH COLLARED SHIRT and GIRL WITH GLASSES sit at desk. The desk is clear and square. They are both named the same to make it fair. GUY WITH COLLARED SHIRT: (Loud) Good morning Fairfield Warde, I’m the name GIRL WITH GLASSES: And I am […]
I Forced a Bot to Watch 1000 Hours of WardeTV ...
The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a moth to light, others distance themselves like a vampire from an Italian restaurant. For the rest of the population, declaring a political party waters down individual […]
A Modest Proposal: The Two Party System
Recently, Warde has experienced a surge in anonymous online TIPS concerning supposed ghosts haunting the building. These fearful complaints tell tales of ghastly moans, unprompted screams, and bone-chilling whispers coming from empty hallways after school hours. Upon a thorough investigation by Warde Focus’s top psychics and ghostbusters, the rumored spirits […]
Ghosts Reportedly Haunting School After Hours; Actually AMSTUD Students
The most recent school concert saw a familiar occurrence in the FWHS music department. While introducing the night’s musical selections, all of the music teachers were seemingly unaware of the total of 27 working microphones surrounding them. Although all of our music teachers are well-versed in both breath control and […]
Music Teacher Surrounded By 27 Microphones Decides to Scream Opening ...
Drama students across Warde are frantically preparing for this year’s spring musical, Into the Woods, however stress is high as this year marks an important anniversary. As the curtains open on May 4th, the famed “Brown Box” will be making its 40th play appearance at Warde. Credited as being one […]
Brown Wooden Box Makes Its 40th Musical Debut in “Into ...
With the marking period winding down and the fall play a distant memory, theater students at Warde are scrambling to prepare for their spring musical auditions. The musical, Sondheim’s Into The Woods, features many strong, desirable roles. Everyone from Cinderella to Little Red Riding Hood makes an appearance in the […]
The Role Causing Our Students to Have a Cow
Here at Fairfield Warde High School we are constantly striving to improve our learning environment and enhance the student experience. Now more than ever before, we have revamped our building to better accommodate the most common complaints of our student body. One of the most common grievances we get from students […]