Category: Blur
My dog ate my homework and it’s your fault
As Warde students emerge from solitude to resume human interaction seven hours a day, five days a week, their pets must return to their solitary confinement. Dedicated Warde student-pet owners are now... Read More
Dear Olivia Rodrigo…
The number one celebrity in the country right now is taking practically everybody by storm. With her top charting hits from her new album SOUR, Olivia Rodrigo is conveying her emotions in a heartbreak... Read More
Shout It From The Rooftops
An overwhelming number of classes have been cancelled these past two weeks, so many that the school can’t hold the displaced students. The lunchroom, small gym, and library have been filled to capac... Read More
Havoc in the Halls
‘Tis the season. No, not yet of Christmas but of a new generation of drivers. As frantic new drivers take to Fairfield’s streets, there are some rules of the road that are neglected here a... Read More
Computer AI Takes Over Innovation Lab at Fairfield Warde
Computer AI Takes Over Innovation Lab at Fairfield Warde The innovation lab in Upper Fitts has now officially been taken over by an Artificial Intelligence. The AI is claiming to ‘avenge it’s fa... Read More
New Cafeteria Protocol
As Warde works to increase security at the school, some notable changes have been implementing new strategies such as limiting school entrances, encouraging students to not let people in through the s... Read More
Chromebook Return Policy – Will Students Ever Have the Same Feelings About 2048 Again?
There has been a recent rumor in terms of how Chromebooks now have to be returned as soon as possible due to the fact that students have been using them more as a “necessity to get through the perio... Read More
Administrators Raid Library; 64 Underclassmen BUSTED
by Sam Klein and McKenzie Dooly For decades, underclassmen have been devastated by the crippling mandate of “study hall.” Its basic goal is to minimize the number of students in the library at one... Read More