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Ghosts Reportedly Haunting School After Hours; Actually AMSTUD Students
Recently, Warde has experienced a surge in anonymous online TIPS concerning supposed ghosts haunting the building. These fearful complaints tell tales of ghastly moans,
Logon Servers Conspire Against Fairfield Warde
It a shocking recent report, many of Fairfield Warde High School’s deepest technology secrets were revealed. One of the most significant findings explains why
Paula Fired for Leaving Warde’s Closed Campus
Last Thursday, Security Director Paula was fired for leaving the Fairfield Warde campus. That day, Paula came into school in the morning to make
Music Teacher Surrounded By 27 Microphones Decides to Scream Opening Remarks at Audience Instead
The most recent school concert saw a familiar occurrence in the FWHS music department. While introducing the night’s musical selections, all of the music
Brown Wooden Box Makes Its 40th Musical Debut in “Into the Woods”
Drama students across Warde are frantically preparing for this year’s spring musical, Into the Woods, however stress is high as this year marks an
Fairfield Warde High School Students Decide That There Will Never be Warm Weather in CT Ever Again!
After the fourth Nor’Easter made its way to Fairfield, CT, it seemed pretty much set in stone: there will no longer be warm weather
Warde Senior Lounge Creates Match.com Profile to Try and Find Companionship
After a bad breakup with the student community, the Warde Senior Lounge is ready to get back out there. It has decided that it
Hit with Senioritis, Seniors Begin Planning Senior Skip Month
Fairfield Warde seniors, after being accepted to their top colleges, have decided that there is no more point in coming to school. “I just
No Phone Day Spurs Impromptu Half Day
The school devolved into chaos as the “phone-free day” deprived hundreds of students of their vital lifeline to the outside world and their Instagram