Since late November of 2018, the weather in Fairfield has been a series of extreme ups and downs. For the first time in a
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Cone on Solar Panels Barely Hanging in There, Just Like You
For a school year full of changes here at Fairfield Warde, one thing has remained constant, inspiring our staff and showing strength for our
Yet Another Teacher Bested by YouTube Autoplay
This past Friday, an unfortunate tragedy took place at Fairfield Warde High School. It is a scene far too many students are familiar with,
I Forced a Bot to Watch 1000 Hours of WardeTV and Then Write an Episode:
INT. TV STUDIO. (POST-AFTERNOON) DAY. GUY WITH COLLARED SHIRT and GIRL WITH GLASSES sit at desk. The desk is clear and square. They are
Junior Tells Self “Just Get Through This Week” for Tenth Week Running
An 11th grade student at Warde is trapped in a familiar situation. For the past month and a half, Luis has been convincing himself
Temperatures of Warde Classrooms Selected By Spinning Wheel
Ever wonder why the instrument closet in the orchestra room is always -20 degrees, while some classrooms in Pequot are kept at a steady
Carillon Cancelled
After years of students being forced to go to the monotonous, dull holiday music event known as “Carillon,” it has finally been discontinued. While
Concerning Number of Warde Students Don’t Know Acronym
Warde’s pride and joy has often been misconstrued; while many would think that it’s the excellent athletic and artistic achievements, dedicated staff, or impeccable
Local Teen a Little Too Hype for Gym Class
Classmates of sophomore Christian Murphy observed this past week that he appears to be taking gym class way too seriously. “I mean, it’s like
A Modest Proposal: The Two Party System
The American people have a certain melancholy disposition to our primarily two-party system. While some cling to the values of their party like a