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With the marking period winding down and the fall play a distant memory, theater students at Warde are scrambling to prepare for their spring musical auditions. The musical, Sondheim’s Into The Woods, features many strong, desirable roles. Everyone from Cinderella to Little Red Riding Hood makes an appearance in the […]

The Role Causing Our Students to Have a Cow

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Here at Fairfield Warde High School we are constantly striving to improve our learning environment and enhance the student experience. Now more than ever before, we have revamped our building to better accommodate the most common complaints of our student body. One of the most common grievances we get from students […]

The New Solar Panels Are All We’ve Ever Wanted

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I want to end things with my girlfriend. What’s the least painful way to do so? I’ve personally never broken up with someone, but trust me, I’m an expert. Some of the most foolproof options are: Have your mom email her mom. Say it with a song; ideally “I Gotta […]

Ask an Amateur

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After a long, harrowing first year of high school, sources confirmed last week that Fairfield Warde freshman Nick Grillo has diagnosed himself with senioritis. “Ugh, I think I have senioritis,” groaned the fourteen-year-old to his stand partner in concert orchestra upon remembering that he had to memorize a two octave C […]

Local Freshman Self-Diagnosed With Senioritis

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Now we all know that 2016 was, well, it was a year, to say the least. However, no one is prepared for the terrible year that 2017 will be. People have so much hope in the future, and in the fact that 2017 cannot possibly be any worse than 2016. […]

2017: An Unredeemable Year

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Multicoloured retractable pens- These pens are by far the most versatile and useful pens. They can be used for annotations, color coding, and taking notes. They even have the option of black ink, so regular writing is also possible. Like everyone’s favorite leprechaun, Mick McGarry, vibrant colors are so plentiful it’s […]

The Blur: Reviewing the Top Pens of 2016

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Cameron Luther has announced his intentions to debate for Electoral College, adding to an already impressive list of Warde athletes committing to college. Luther announced his intentions at the debate team’s favorite establishment: Kelly’s Kone Konnection in Hamden. Reporters were treated to ice kream kones knowing the announcement would change […]

BLUR Warde Debater Commits to Electoral College

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As President Trump begins to fill his cabinet, rumors have been circling regarding the all important Chief of Acronyms position. Would it be Jim Sensenbrenner, the mastermind behind the Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act, or USA Patriot Act? Or perhaps […]

BLUR: James Coyne Appointed as Trump’s Chief of Acronyms

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In a truly tragic story, it appears that Warde’s beloved student run newspaper, The Focus, has vanished. The Focus was last seen on April 1st, a stunning (insert how much time has passed between April 1st and whenever these lazy editors finally get out a paper) between issues. Without the […]

BLUR: Warde Focus Vanishes, Not One Person Cares

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