Opinion: I Have Something to Say to the Jonas Brothers

Now that the Jonas Brothers are back together, I have to get something off of my chest. This revelation has haunted me since 2006. It has to do with one of the band’s earlier songs “Year 3000”. This song is obviously a bop. A jam, even. But here’s the thing. Listening more closely to the…

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Cone on Solar Panels Barely Hanging in There, Just Like You

For a school year full of changes here at Fairfield Warde, one thing has remained constant, inspiring our staff and showing strength for our students: that traffic cone on the solar panels. Despite rain, snow, ice, and wind, that little orange cone has avoided sliding off the angled panels near the grass football fields. “It…

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Yet Another Teacher Bested by YouTube Autoplay

This past Friday, an unfortunate tragedy took place at Fairfield Warde High School. It is a scene far too many students are familiar with, and an issue few teachers fully understand. During his third period AP Literature class, beloved teacher Mr. Frattaroli was bested by YouTube Autoplay, a well-documented enemy of teachers. After showing his…

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Temperatures of Warde Classrooms Selected By Spinning Wheel

Ever wonder why the instrument closet in the orchestra room is always -20 degrees, while some classrooms in Pequot are kept at a steady 77? After months of investigating, Warde Focus has finally figured out why every room in Warde is a significantly different temperature. Because Warde does not have the resources to keep the…

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Carillon Cancelled

After years of students being forced to go to the monotonous, dull holiday music event known as “Carillon,” it has finally been discontinued. While a handful of students expressed disappointment that they would not be able to miss parts of class next Friday, the overall reaction was relief. According to various orchestra students, the issue…

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Concerning Number of Warde Students Don’t Know Acronym

Warde’s pride and joy has often been misconstrued; while many would think that it’s the excellent athletic and artistic achievements, dedicated staff, or impeccable WiFi, in fact, it is the acronym that the school is most proud of. “Ludlowe’s acronym is complete trash compared to ours,” stated Ethan Larkin, “I mean, they chose FALCONS as…

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Warde Field Hockey Defeats Ludlowe, On Road to FCIACs

In an intense game, Warde field hockey won against Ludlowe with a score of 2-0. Warde made up for a tough loss last year and after Tuesday, the team has defeated Ludlowe three out of the past four years. Newcomer Coach Strauser is the team’s third coach in three years, but she has a strong,…

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Local Teen a Little Too Hype for Gym Class

Classmates of sophomore Christian Murphy observed this past week that he appears to be taking gym class way too seriously. “I mean, it’s like he thinks its the Olympics or something. And he’s average at best anyway,” says classmate Elizabeth. Murphy yelled about rules, celebrated obnoxiously whenever he scored, and overall seemed just way too…

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