Warde’s pride and joy has often been misconstrued; while many would think that it’s the excellent athletic and artistic achievements, dedicated staff, or impeccable
Author: Emily Green
Warde Field Hockey Defeats Ludlowe, On Road to FCIACs
In an intense game, Warde field hockey won against Ludlowe with a score of 2-0. Warde made up for a tough loss last year
Local Teen a Little Too Hype for Gym Class
Classmates of sophomore Christian Murphy observed this past week that he appears to be taking gym class way too seriously. “I mean, it’s like
Freshman Teacher Already Polishing Next Year’s “This Isn’t Middle School” Speech
This September, Spanish 31 teacher Señora Polonio reportedly delivered her best first day speech in years, sources confirmed. “I knew when the instructions I gave
Logon Servers Conspire Against Fairfield Warde
It a shocking recent report, many of Fairfield Warde High School’s deepest technology secrets were revealed. One of the most significant findings explains why
Ask an Amateur
I want to end things with my girlfriend. What’s the least painful way to do so? I’ve personally never broken up with someone, but
Local Freshman Self-Diagnosed With Senioritis
After a long, harrowing first year of high school, sources confirmed last week that Fairfield Warde freshman Nick Grillo has diagnosed himself with senioritis.
2016: the Worst Year Ever
With just a few weeks left in the calendar year, one question has been coming up again and again: was 2016 the worst year