Yearly Archives: 2017


By: Marissa Russo and Rishika Sau Have you ever heard of the abbreviation GOAT? If you have not it stands for the greatest of all time. What makes something a GOAT is it has to be well known and liked by lots of people. The classification of GOAT could be […]

GOAT Thanksgiving Food



Have you ever heard of the abbreviation GOAT? If you have not it stands for the Greatest of all Time. What makes something a GOAT is if it is be well known and liked by many people. The classification of GOAT could be used to describe a multitude of things such as foods, […]

GOAT: Scariest Movie





Only just over a month into the school year, Warde’s musical ensembles held the first concert of the year. At this event, students performed in the gym for their families, each group performing one piece that showcased the progress they had made thus far in the school year. “I think the […]

Warde Music Opening Concert



FWHS students joined together for Warde Pink Out Day on Thursday, October 12, 2017.  This whole school initiative brought together both students and faculty to participate in this fundraiser for breast cancer. All money collected from the purchase of the “Pink Out” t-shirts will be donated to Norma Pfriem Breast […]

Warde Joins Together for ‘Pink Out’ Day


Here at Fairfield Warde High School we are constantly striving to improve our learning environment and enhance the student experience. Now more than ever before, we have revamped our building to better accommodate the most common complaints of our student body. One of the most common grievances we get from students […]

The New Solar Panels Are All We’ve Ever Wanted


I want to end things with my girlfriend. What’s the least painful way to do so? I’ve personally never broken up with someone, but trust me, I’m an expert. Some of the most foolproof options are: Have your mom email her mom. Say it with a song; ideally “I Gotta […]

Ask an Amateur



After a long, harrowing first year of high school, sources confirmed last week that Fairfield Warde freshman Nick Grillo has diagnosed himself with senioritis. “Ugh, I think I have senioritis,” groaned the fourteen-year-old to his stand partner in concert orchestra upon remembering that he had to memorize a two octave C […]

Local Freshman Self-Diagnosed With Senioritis